Every picture is a memory. Every time we press the shutter on the camera we are freezing a moment of history so we can preserve it forever. It sounds monumentous doesn't it, but it's not: Facebook will certainly tell you otherwise. I log on each day to see the myriad of photos that my so-called 'friends' vomit onto my homepage. Not only do people upload a sequence of the same picture - I have two of them so why not use them - but the other people in the picture will also post their versions of it. The result? Monster albums clogging up the internet providing the CIA with plenty of material should anyone need blackmailing in the future...


It is an age-old question, though. How do we make our holiday photos interesting to the general public? How do we step away from the necessity to have 'been there' to really appreciate someone else's pictures? And, while we're at it, how can we remove this insane fashion for de-tagging and portraying this hideously false image on Facebook? There is no hard and fast solution - no tried and tested method to solve this, but I think I may have hit upon a compromise.


May I invite you to read on...

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Marcey the Trampette

University is where you meet the people you tend to be friends with for life. You get put in a hall and suddenly, with everyone in the same boat, you forge these supernaturally strong bonds that take an awful lot to break (and believe me I know how much it takes to break them).

So this shared experience that gives way to an incredibly strong friendship is unique to every university hall and group of people within it. Now my university hall wasn't really a hall at all. It was a little housing estate made up of budget (almost flat-pack) 6-bed houses. My bond with my housemates was stronger than most because instead of spreading myself liberally over about 200 people, there were four other girls I spent most of my time with - principally two.

Maybe it's chance who gets allocated what house, maybe there's a bit of 'let's try and match these people' - I don't know, but whether by accident or the university's design, I got placed with a girl who happened to have the same birthday as me.

This meant we always made a big deal of our birthdays. In our second year (because we all decided to stay together in our wee house) we'd have a big event in September for one clutch of birthdays and in March for our brithdays. We'd see it as a challenge to come up with creative and interesting presents so much so that for  our 20th birthday, after my housemate signed up to a kind of army-training programme, I decided that she could save on gym membership if she had her own store of keep-fit items. That and our other housemate could practice for Total Wipeout with them.

So one Saturday morning I took delivery of a trampette and added them to my collection of a gym ball, a twisty thing, a hula hoop and probably something else that 'seemed like a good idea at the time'. Anyway, the day came and we presented our housemate with her gifts and took the trampette outside for a test run.

Once we had set it up we realised that it had a picture of a formidably muscly woman named Marcey stamped across the middle and so we set about bouncing so that we too could look slightly peculiar and overly muscly like the picture suggested.

Therefore, I can now show you the next picture in the series:

On Marcey
My 20th birthday, March 2009

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